Crack Problem
Tripp’s wife left the party for a moment to use the restroom. Unbeknownst to her, she seated herself on a faulty toilet. A crack was stemming from the base to the bowl and Tripp’s wife was no small woman. Shortly thereafter, the toilet split and consequently pulled Tripp’s wife into an uncomfortable mess. Fortunately, a well-prepared party guest was able to provide her with a quick change of clothes.
Once Tripp’s wife was all cleaned up and as good as new, she announced, “Toilets are bad. I will not be using them anymore.”